HAPPY-TIZERS
G.O.A.T. STIX bread sticks & goat cheese marinara13

MOZZARELLA BREAD STIX served with marinara sauce14

JALAPEÑO HOMIES (GF) bacon, cheddar, cream cheese, tomato & bbq sauce9

WHIPPED FETA honey, pistachios, crostini & pita14

POTATO SKINS (GF) pulled pork, bacon, cheddar, sour cream, green onion, tomato & bbq honey mustard10

BURRATA seasonal fruit, sun-dried tomato pesto, basil, balsamic drizzle & crostinis14

PULLED PORK NACHOS guac, cheddar, pico de gallo, black bean corn salsa & sour cream20

HUMMUS PLATE our classic red red pepper hummus with kalamata olives, sun-dried tomatoes, feta, served with veggie stix & pita bread13

ITALIAN SNACK prosciutto, crispy pepperoni cups, pepperoncinis & parmesan on top of salt & vinegar chips, served with truffle aioli14

CHARCUTERIE BOARD trio of meats, cheeses & spreads, served with crostinis, pretzel sticks & crackers20

WINGS buffalo, bbq or sweet chili, available boneless15

TRUFFLE FRIES topped with parm & served with truffle aioli13

CHIPS & GUAC12

CHIPS & SALSA6

ELOTE DIP chihuahua cheese, cream cheese, corn, jalapeños & pico de gallo14

*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. These items are cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
SALADS & SOUPS
add chicken for $5, make it a wrap for $1
ITALIAN CHOPPED salami, marinated vegetables, chickpeas, lettuce mix, fontina, parmesan & italian vinaigrette16

CAESAR* romaine, croutons, parmesan & caesar dressing13

CALI corn, mixed greens, cotija cheese, quinoa, avocado, pico de gallo, lime, tortilla strips & lime vinaigrette14

CRISPY CHICKEN crispy chicken, avocado, cheddar, corn, pico de gallo, iceberg, tortilla strips & chipotle dressing18

OLD TOWN roasted corn, feta, jalapeño, cavatappi pasta, kale, red onions, tortilla strips & chipotle dressing14

CHICKEN & LIME SOUP8

BAKED POTATO SOUP8

CREAMY TOMATO SOUP8

*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. These items are cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
NOT PIZZA
SPICY VODKA RIGATONI whipped burrata, basil, calabrian chili16

CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP* blackened chicken, romaine, kale, croutons, shaved parmesan & fries18

GRILLED CHICKEN POWER BOWL (GF) chicken, quinoa, chicken, sweet potato, broccoli, avocado, slaw, mixed greens, sticky rice, edamame, nori seasoning, cucumber, red pepper, spicy mayo & sesame soy dressing18

BIG HAPPY BURGER double smash burger with american cheese, 1000 island, grilled onions, lettuce, dill pickles & fries18

CRUNCHY TACOS* three crunchy beef tacos loaded with cheddar, pico, lettuce, spicy avocado ranch, taco sauce & chips15

AHI TUNA POKE BOWL* (GF) sticky rice, edamame, avocado, pineapple, cucumber, mixed greens, sesame seeds, nori seasoning, slaw, spicy mayo, eel sauce & chili crunch sesame seeds, nori seasoning, slaw, pineapple, cucumber, mixed greens, spicy mayo, eel sauce & chili crunch18

CRISPY CHICKEN TENDERS bbq honey mustard & chipotle aioli16

CHICKEN PESTO SANDWICH grilled chicken, pesto, white american cheese, arugula, sun-dried tomato, served on focaccia bread & fries17

BIG DIPPER shareable grilled cheese with creamy tomato soup17

*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. These items are cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
SWEET TREATS
TRIFECTA choose between fruity pebble (gf) , cocoa pebble (gf), and Krispy cake batter ice cream sandwiches.single 5Try all 3 flavors 15

DESSERT BOARD bite size trifecta, cookie dough bites, gummy bears & m&m'sSmall 25Large 40

COOKIE SKILLET topped with a scoop of ice cream & sprinkles13

S'MORES SKILLET graham cracker, chocolate & marshmallow, topped with a scoop of ice cream13

COOKIE DOUGH BITE eggless cookie dough rolled in oreo crumbles & sprinkles2.50

MALTED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE rich, thin and chewy center with a crispy edge4.95

*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. These items are cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
DRINKS
SEASONAL
🌼 WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH vodka, aperol, watermelon red bull & lemon15
COCKTAILS
ESPRESSO MARTINI our take on a classic made with grey goose15
BIG ASS LEMONADE 32oz of sparkling vodka lemonade20
DIRTY, LIKE YOUR MOM grey goose vodka & olive juice15
FEELIN' CUTE strawberry vodka, pama liqueur & sparkling lemonade15
TRASHY TEA deep eddy lemon airplane bottle & sweet tea15
BAD BLOOD mezcal, tequila, blood orange & lime16
OLD FASHIONED high west bourbon, simple & bitters15
MULE aspen vodka & ginger beer14
THE UMBRELLA vodka & stiegl grapefruit14
PINK FLAMINGO flecha azul blanco, pama liqueur, soda, jalapeño & lime14
APEROL SPRITZ aperol & prosecco15
TRAILER PARK QUEEN st. germain, prosecco & lemon15
PARADISE SPRITZ aperol, prosecco & grapefruit15
BOOZE-FREE
GINGER BABY seedlip grove, ginger beer, cucumber, mint & lemon11

SPICY NOT-SO-RITA seedlip garden, pineapple, jalapeño & lime11

HOT AND UN-BOTHERED seedlip spice, jalapeño, cilantro, cucumber & lime11

COS-NO seedlip grove, oj, cranberry & lime11

MICHELOB ULTRA ZERO6
ATHLETIC HAZY IPA6
GRÜVI SANGRIA11
GRÜVI JUICY DAYZ IPA6
FOR A GOOD TIME
RUBY RED BOMB ruby red grapefruit vodka & stiegl radler9
CLAWBONG don't ask, just do it7
CHICAGO HANDSHAKE old style & malort8
SHOT SKI your choice of four shots on a ski
DRAFTS
BUD LIGHT6
COORS LIGHT6
MILLER LITE6
YUENGLING LAGER6
KONA BIG WAVE7
PACIFICO7
STELLA ARTOIS7
ALLAGASH WHITE9
HALF ACRE PONY PILSNER7
HAPPY WHEAT6
GOOSE ISLAND 3127
REVOLUTION COLD TIME LAGER7
LAGUNITAS IPA7
GOOSE ISLAND NEON BEER HUG7
VOODOO RANGER JUICY HAZE IPA8
MAPLEWOOD SON OF JUICE9
SEATTLE CIDER HONEYCRISP8
BELL'S OBERON7
BOTS & CANS
CORONA LIGHT7
MICHELOB ULTRA6
MILLER HIGH LIFE5
GUINNESS9
DAISY CUTTER TALL BOY7
OLD STYLE TALL BOY5
MODELO TALL BOY7
STIEGL GRAPEFRUIT RADLER7
SURFSIDE ICED TEA + LEMONADE8
SELTZERS
WHITE CLAW black cherry8
MAMITAS paloma8
HAPPY DAD fruit punch8
HIGH NOON peach & mango8
NUTRL pineapple & watermelon8
WINE
available in a glass, carafe or bottle
SIMI CHARDONNAYglass 13carafe 26bottle 44
RIFF PINOT GRIGIOglass 12carafe 24bottle 38
KIM CRAWFORD SAUV BLANCglass 12carafe 24bottle 38
THREADCOUNT SAUV BLANCglass 12carafe 24bottle 38
NAPA VALLEY CABERNETglass 15carafe 30bottle 55
BELLE GLOS PINOT NOIRglass 16carafe 32bottle 60
HAMPTON WATER ROSÉglass 10carafe 21bottle 35
MARGERUM RIVIERA ROSÉglass 14carafe 28bottle 47
GIULIANA PROSECCOglass 13carafe 26bottle 44
VEUVE CLICQUOTbottle 125
DOM PERIGNONbottle 350
BRUNCH
available sat & sun until 3:30pm
DRINKS
MIMOSA decent sparkles and good juice12
MIMOSA SERVICE a whole damn bottle of giuliana prosecco with a side of oj or grapefruit juice46
BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS available fri & sat until 1:30pm & sun until 12pm (2 hours per person)35
BLOODY MARY voted as one of chicago's best14
HANGOVER ICED COFFEE cold-brew coffee from the tap with vanilla vodka and rum cream, topped with a donut15
FOOD
available sat-sun until 3:30p
AVOCADO TOAST* avocado smash, goat cheese, sunny-side up egg & arugula salad12

BREAKFAST BOWL* fried eggs, bacon, cheesy potatoes, peppers, onions, avocado, pico de gallo & mini quesadillas16

BREAKFAST SANDWICH* bacon, canadian bacon, fried egg, cheddar, avocado, crispy onions & breakfast potatoes15

BREAKFAST TACOS* bacon, egg whites, cheddar, pico. served with tortilla chips, salsa & guac14

BREAKFAST BURRITO* bacon, fried egg, cheddar, potatoes, mozz, green chilis, pico de gallo, sour cream, served with chips, salsa & guac16

THREE EGG BREAKFAST* fried eggs, bacon, breakfast potatoes & whole grain toast16

CHICKEN & WAFFLE honey butter & maple syrup18

MONKEY BREAD sugar cinnamon glaze11

BUILD YOUR OWN BREAKFAST 'ZA* add egg to any 'za for an additional charge
GETTIN' FIGGY WITH IT 14" tavern style 'za, goat cheese, fig jam, garlic & olive oil24

BREAKFAST 'ZA* 14" tavern style 'za, sunny-side up eggs, bacon, cheddar, & black pepper26

EVERYTHING BAGEL 'ZA heirloom tomatoes, mozz/provo, ricotta, basil, everything seasoning, garlic & oil base *add egg for an additional chargesmall 16large 28tavern 28party 37

*these items are cooked to order. consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of foodborne-illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions
PIZZA
Our pizza is available two ways: classic original crust - crispy outside, chewy inside; Our famous tavern style - extra thin & crispy crust & square cut. small pizzas can be made on gluten-free crust (+$4)
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CHEESEmozzarella, parmesan & marinara small14 tavern24 large25 party31

PEPPERONIpepperoni, mozzarella & marinara small15 tavern26 large27 party35

NADENEmozzarella, cupped pepperoni, ricotta, basil, hot honey & marinara small17 tavern30 large31 party39

BBQ CHICKENmozzarella, pepperoni, blackened chicken, bacon, red onions, cheddar & bbq sauce small17 tavern30 large31 party39

CURTmozzarella, pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37

TONYmozzarella, prosciutto, spinach, caramelized onion, sun-dried tomatoes, balsamic, goat cheese & cream cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39

HAWAIIANmozzarella, canadian bacon, pineapple & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37

MIKEmozzarella, italian sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, red onions, parmesan, spinach-ricotta sauce small17 tavern30 large31 party39

LINDAmozzarella, spinach, roasted red peppers, red onions, mushrooms, oregano, feta, parmesan, garlic & olive oil small16 tavern28 large29 party37

STREET CORN*mozzarella, roasted corn, cotija cheese, cilantro, avocado ranch, cream cheese, mini tajin bottle small16 tavern28 large29 party37

LANCEmozzarella, artichoke hearts, kalamata olives, spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, feta, garlic & olive oil small16 tavern28 large29 party37

BIRRIA 'ZAbirria, chihuahua, mozzarella, jalapeños, spanish onions, cilantro, lime, garlic & olive oil, served with a side of consommé small17 tavern30 large31 party39

CHICKEN PESTOmozzarella, roasted chicken, caramelized onions, sun-dried tomatoes, shaved parmesan small17 tavern30 large31 party39

CHICKEN RANCHmozzarella, roasted chicken, bacon, diced tomato, red onions, parsley, cheddar & ranch small17 tavern30 large31 party39

GREGmozzarella, blackened chicken, pepperoni, jalapeños, sour cream, tomato, green onions, cheddar & cream cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39

BUFFALO CHICKENmozzarella, buffalo chicken, celery, carrots, gorgonzola, buffalo sauce, garlic & oil, with a side of ranch & blue cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39

GETTIN FIGGY WITH IT14" tavern style 'za topped with mozz/prov, goat cheese & fig jam on our garlic & olive oil base tavern24

BUILD YOUR OWN
substitutions: we can make any small pizza crust gluten-free (& vegan) for $4
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PICK A SAUCE:marinara, spinach/ricotta, bbq, cream cheese, or ranch small14 tavern24 large25 party31
ADD TOPPINGS:pick any topping from the menu
BUILD YOUR OWN 'ZA
small14tavern24large25party31substitutions: we can make any small pizza crust gluten-free (& vegan) for $4

PICK A SAUCE:
marinara, spinach/ricotta, bbq, cream cheese, or ranch

ADD TOPPINGS:
pick any topping from the menu

ask your server about building your own 'za