SEASONAL COCKTAILS
🍁 PUMPKIN SPICE ESPRESSO MARTINI16
🍁 APPLE MULE apple bourbon, butterscotch, ginger beer & lemon15
🍁 TOMATO TINI aspen vodka, cherry tomato & olive oil16
🍁 MATCHA MAMA aspen vodka, matcha & lemon15
COCKTAILS
THE UMBRELLA vodka & stiegl grapefruit14
PINK FLAMINGO flecha azul blanco, pama liqueur, soda, jalapeño & lime14
ESPRESSO MARTINI grey goose espresso martini15
BIG A$$ LEMONADE 32oz of sparkling vodka lemonade20
DIRTY, LIKE YOUR MOM grey goose vodka & olive juice15
LA PLAYA PALOMA flecha azul blanco, ginger, grapefruit, mint & lime15
FEELIN' CUTE strawberry vodka, pama liqueur & sparkling lemonade15
BAD BLOOD rosaluna mezcal, tequila, blood orange & lime16
OLD FASHIONED high west bourbon, simple & bitters15
TRASHY TEA deep eddy lemon airplane bottle & sweet tea15
APEROL SPRITZ aperol & prosecco15
TRAILER PARK QUEEN st-germain, prosecco & lemon15
SARTI SPRITZ sarti rosa, prosecco & lime15
PARADISE SPRITZ aperol, prosecco & grapefruit15
BOOZE-FREE
GINGER BABY seedlip grove, ginger beer, cucumber, mint & lemon11
SPICY NOT-SO-RITA seedlip garden, pineapple, jalapeño & lime11
HOT AND UN-BOTHERED seedlip spice, jalapeño, cilantro, cucumber & lime11
MICHELOB ULTRA ZERO6
ATHLETIC HAZY IPA6
GRÜVI JUICY DAYZ IPA6
GRÜVI SANGRIAglass only 11
FOR A GOOD TIME
CLAWBONG don't ask, just do it7
RUBY RED BOMB ruby red grapefruit vodka & stiegl radler9
CHICAGO HANDSHAKE old style & malort8
SHOT SKI your choice of four shots on a ski
DRAFTS
BUD LIGHT6
COORS LIGHT6
MILLER LITE6
YUENGLING LAGER6
KONA BIG WAVE7
PACIFICO7
STELLA ARTOIS7
ALLAGASH WHITE9
HALF ACRE PONY PILSNER7
HAPPY WHEAT6
🍁 BELL'S SEASONAL7
GOOSE ISLAND 3127
REVOLUTION COLD TIME LAGER7
LAGUNITAS IPA7
3 FLOYDS GUMBALLHEAD9
VOODOO RANGER JUICY HAZE IPA8
MAPLEWOOD SON OF JUICE9
🍁 SEATTLE PUMPKIN SPICE CIDER8
BOTS & CANS
CORONA LIGHT7
MICHELOB ULTRA6
MILLER HIGH LIFE5
GUINNESS9
DAISY CUTTER TALL BOY7
OLD STYLE TALL BOY5
MODELO TALL BOY7
STIEGL GRAPEFRUIT RADLER7
SELTZERS
HIGH NOON peach & mango9
HIGH NOON TEQUILA lime9
SURFSIDE iced tea + lemonade8
NÜTRL pineapple & watermelon8
WHITE CLAW black cherry8
MAMITAS paloma8
HAPPY DAD fruit punch8
WINE
available in a glass, carafe or bottle
SIMI CHARDONNAYglass 13carafe 26bottle 44
RIFF PINOT GRIGIOglass 12carafe 24bottle 38
KIM CRAWFORD SAUV BLANCglass 12carafe 24bottle 38
THREADCOUNT SAUV BLANCglass 12carafe 24bottle 38
NAPA VALLEY CABERNETglass 15carafe 30bottle 55
BELLE GLOS PINOT NOIRglass 16carafe 32bottle 60
HAMPTON WATER ROSÉglass 10carafe 21bottle 35
MARGERUM RIVIERA ROSÉglass 14carafe 28bottle 47
GIULIANA PROSECCOglass 13carafe 26bottle 44
VEUVE CLICQUOTbottle 125
DOM PERIGNONbottle 350
DRINKS
MIMOSA decent sparkles and good juice12
MIMOSA SERVICE a whole damn bottle of giuliana prosecco with a side of oj46
BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS available fri & sat until 1:30pm & sun until 12pm (two-hour limit)35
BLOODY MARY voted as one of chicago's best14
HANGOVER ICED COFFEE cold-brew, vanilla vodka & rum cream, topped with a (on sat & sun) *make pumpkin spice15
MATCHA MAMA aspen vodka, matcha & lemon15
TOMATO TINI aspen vodka, cherry tomato & olive oil16
*these items are cooked to order. consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of foodborne-illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions
FOOD
available sat-sun until 3:30pm
THREE EGG BREAKFAST* fried eggs, bacon, breakfast potatoes & whole grain toast17
BREAKFAST TACOS* bacon, egg whites, cheddar, pico. served with tortilla chips, salsa & guac16
BREAKFAST BURRITO* bacon, fried egg, cheddar, potatoes, mozz, green chilis, pico de gallo, sour cream, served with chips, salsa & guac17
AVOCADO TOAST* avocado smash, goat cheese, sunny-side up egg & arugula salad16
CHICKEN & WAFFLE honey butter & maple syrup20
BREAKFAST SANDWICH* bacon, canadian bacon, fried egg, cheddar, avocado, crispy onions & breakfast potatoes17
BREAKFAST BOWL* fried eggs, bacon, cheesy potatoes, peppers, onions, avocado, pico de gallo & mini quesadillas18
GETTIN' FIGGY WITH IT 14" tavern style 'za, goat cheese, fig jam, garlic & olive oil24
MONKEY BREAD cinnamon sugar glaze11
EVERYTHING BAGEL 'ZA heirloom tomatoes, mozz/provo, ricotta, basil, everything seasoning, garlic & oil basesmall 16large 28tavern 28party 37
BREAKFAST 'ZA* 14" tavern style 'za, bacon, sunny-side up eggs, cheddar & black pepper26
BUILD YOUR OWN BREAKFAST 'ZA* add egg to any 'za for an additional charge
*these items are cooked to order. consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of foodborne-illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions
HAPPY HOUR
ESPRESSO MARTINI grey goose espresso martini10
SPRITZES aperol spritz, paradise spritz, sarti spritz or trailer park queen9
GLASS OF THE DAY red, white or rosé7
SELECT BEERS5
HUMMUS8
CHARCUTERIE BOARD12
JALAPEÑO HOMIES6
ITALIAN SNACK9
CAESAR SALAD*7
CALI SALAD8
TWO CRUNCHY BEEF TACOS8
TWO SMASHBURGER SLIDERS*9
PIZZA
our pizza is available two ways: classic original crust - crispy outside, chewy inside; our famous tavern style - extra thin & crispy crust & square cut. small pizzas can be made on gluten-free crust (+$4)
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CHEESEmozzarella, parmesan & marinara small14 tavern24 large25 party31
PEPPERONImozzarella, pepperoni & marinara small15 tavern26 large27 party35
NADENEcupped pepperoni, hot honey, ricotta, basil, mozzarella & marinara small17 tavern30 large31 party39
BBQ CHICKENblackened chicken, pepperoni, bacon, cheddar, red onion, mozzarella & bbq sauce small17 tavern30 large31 party39
CURTsausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, mozzarella & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
TONYprosciutto, spinach, goat cheese, caramelized onion, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella, balsamic & cream cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
HAWAIIANcanadian bacon, pineapple, mozzarella & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
MIKEsausage, sun-dried tomatoes, red onions, mozzarella, parmesan & spinach-ricotta sauce small17 tavern30 large31 party39
LINDAspinach, mushrooms, feta, roasted red peppers, red onions, parmesan, mozzarella, oregano, garlic & olive oil small16 tavern28 large29 party37
STREET CORN*roasted corn, cotija cheese, avocado ranch, cilantro, cream cheese, mozzarella & a mini tajin bottle small16 tavern28 large29 party37
LANCEspinach, artichoke hearts, kalamata olives, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, mozzarella, garlic & olive oil small16 tavern28 large29 party37
CHICKEN RANCHroasted chicken, bacon, cheddar, mozzarella, tomato, red onions, parsley & ranch small17 tavern30 large31 party39
CHICKEN PESTOroasted chicken, caramelized onions, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella & shaved parmesan small17 tavern30 large31 party39
GREGblackened chicken, pepperoni, cheddar, jalapeños, sour cream, tomato, green onions, mozzarella & cream cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
BIRRIA 'ZAbirria, chihuahua, mozzarella, jalapeños, spanish onions, cilantro, lime, garlic & olive oil, served with a side of consommé small17 tavern30 large31 party39
BUFFALO CHICKENbuffalo chicken, gorgonzola, celery, carrots, buffalo sauce, mozzarella, ranch & bleu cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
GETTIN' FIGGY WITH IT14" tavern style 'za topped with mozz/prov, goat cheese, fig jam on our garlic & olive oil base tavern24
BUILD YOUR OWN
substitutions: we can make any small pizza crust gluten-free (& vegan) for $4
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PICK A SAUCE:marinara, spinach/ricotta, bbq, cream cheese, or ranch small14 tavern24 large25 party31
ADD TOPPINGS:pick any topping from the menu
BUILD YOUR OWN 'ZA
small14tavern24large25party31substitutions: we can make any small pizza crust gluten-free (& vegan) for $4
PICK A SAUCE:
marinara, spinach/ricotta, bbq, cream cheese, or ranch
ADD TOPPINGS:
pick any topping from the menu
ask your server about building your own 'za
NOT PIZZA
CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP* blackened chicken, romaine, kale, croutons, shaved parmesan & fries18
GRILLED CHICKEN POWER BOWL (GF) sticky rice, quinoa, chicken, mixed greens, avocado, slaw, sweet potato, broccoli, red pepper, edamame, cucumber, nori seasoning, spicy mayo & sesame soy dressing18
BIG HAPPY BURGER* double smash burger with american cheese, 1000 island, grilled onions, lettuce, dill pickle & fries18
CRUNCHY TACOS* three crunchy beef tacos loaded with cheddar, pico, lettuce, spicy avocado ranch, taco sauce & chips15
CRISPY CHICKEN TENDERS bbq honey mustard & chipotle aioli+ add fries - 516
AHI TUNA POKE BOWL* (GF) sticky rice, edamame, avocado, sesame seeds, nori seasoning, slaw, pineapple, cucumber, mixed greens, spicy mayo, eel sauce & chili crunch20
CHICKEN PESTO SANDWICH grilled chicken, pesto, white american cheese, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes, served on focaccia bread & fries17
BIG DIPPER shareable grilled cheese & creamy tomato soup17
SPICY VODKA RIGATONI whipped burrata, basil & calabrian chili16
SWEET TREATS
TRIFECTA choose between fruity pebbles (gf), cocoa pebble (gf), and krispy cake batter ice cream sandwichessingle 5try all 3 flavors 15
DESSERT BOARD bite size trifecta, cookie dough bites, gummy bears & m&m'ssmall 25large 40
S'MORES SKILLET graham cracker, chocolate & marshmallow, topped with a scoop of ice cream13
COOKIE SKILLET our eggless cookie dough baked and topped with vanilla ice cream and sprinkles13
COOKIE DOUGH BITE eggless cookie dough rolled in oreo crumbles & sprinkles2.50
MALTED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE4.95
HAPPYTIZERS
G.O.A.T. STIX breadsticks & goat cheese marinara13
MOZZARELLA BREADSTIX served with marinara sauce14
WINGS buffalo, bbq or sweet chili, available boneless15
JALAPEÑO HOMIES (GF) bacon, cheddar, cream cheese, tomato & bbq sauce9
WHIPPED FETA honey, pistachios, crostini & pita14
POTATO SKINS (GF) pulled pork, bacon, cheddar, sour cream, green onion, tomato & bbq honey mustard10
HUMMUS PLATE red pepper hummus, kalamata olives, sun-dried tomatoes, feta, served with veggie stix & pita bread13
BURRATA seasonal fruit, sun-dried tomato pesto, basil, balsamic drizzle & crostinis14
CHARCUTERIE BOARD trio of meats, cheeses & spreads, served with crostinis, pretzel sticks & crackers20
PULLED PORK NACHOS guac, cheddar, pico de gallo, black bean corn salsa & sour cream20
ITALIAN SNACK prosciutto, crispy pepperoni cups, pepperoncinis & parmesan on top of salt & vinegar chips, served with truffle aioli14
TRUFFLE FRIES topped with parm & served with truffle aioli13
CHIPS & SALSA6
CHIPS & GUAC12
ELOTE DIP chihuahua cheese, cream cheese, corn, jalapeños & pico de gallo14
