HAPPYTIZERS
*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
GOAT STIX bread sticks served with goat cheese marinara13
MOZZARELLA BREAD STIX served with marinara14
GETTIN' FIGGY WITH IT 14" tavern style 'za topped with mozz/prov, goat cheese & fig jelly on our garlic & olive oil base24
POTATO SKINS pulled pork, bacon bits, cheddar, green onions, diced romas, sour cream, & a side of BBQ honey mustard10
HUMMUS PLATE served with veggie stix & pita13
JALAPEÑO HOMIES cream cheese, bacon, cheddar, tomato & a side of BBQ sauce9
ELOTE DIP chihuahua cheese, peppers, cream cheese, corn, jalapeños & pico de gallo served with chips14
CHIPS & GUAC12
CHIPS & SALSA5
PULLED PORK NACHOS cheddar, pico de gallo, black bean corn salsa, sour cream & guac20
TENDERS BBQ honey mustard & chipotle aioli17
MEATBALLS veal, pork & beef with crostinis, parmesan & marinara16
CHARCUTERIE BOARD trio of meats, cheeses & spreads, served with pretzel sticks, crackers & crostini20
WHIPPED FETA topped with honey & pistachios, served with pita & crostini14
BURRATA served with crostini, figs, sun-dried tomato pesto, basil & balsamic drizzle14
WINGS your choice of buffalo or bbq, served with celery and carrots18
GIANT PRETZEL served with homemade cheese12
SALADS & SOUPS
make any salad a wrap for $1, add chicken to any salad for $4
AHI TUNA POKE BOWL* Sticky rice, edamame, avocado, green onion, yum yum sauce with crispy wontons & a chili crunch.18
CALI mixed greens, cotija cheese, corn, quinoa, avocado, cilantro, pico de gallo, tortilla strips, lime & italian vinaigrette14
KALE CASHEW kale, cabbage, cashews, wontons, zesty ginger cashew vinaigrette14
WELLS STREET mixed greens, avocado, bacon bits, red onions, gorgonzola & lemon poppy seed dressing14
CAESAR* romaine, croutons, parmesan & caesar dressing+ add blackened chicken & sun-dried tomatoes - 411
TRIXIE romaine, cucumbers, red onions, red peppers, croutons, cheddar & ranch14
BUFFALO CHIX romaine, buffalo chicken, cucumbers, carrot, tomato, croutons, red peppers, red onions, tortilla strips & blue cheese dressing18
CRISPY CHICKEN iceberg, crispy chicken, pico de gallo, corn, cheddar cheese, avocado, tortilla strips & chipotle dressing18
MEDITERRANEAN kale, chickpeas, cucumber, pico de gallo, feta, kalamata olives, avocado, hummus & gorgonzola vinaigrette14
WRIGLEY kale, roasted corn, cavatappi pasta, red onions, jalapeño, feta, tortilla strips & our elote dressing14
ROASTED BEET mixed greens, kale, golden and red beets, whipped mascarpone, cashews & lemon vinaigrette14
CHICKEN & LIME SOUP8
TOMATO SOUP8
NOT PIZZA
*These items are served raw, undercooked, cooked to order, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
AHI TUNA POKE BOWL* Sticky rice, edamame, avocado, green onion, yum yum sauce with crispy wontons & a chili crunch.18
BIG HAPPY BURGER double smash burger with american cheese, 1000 island, griddle onions, shredded lettuce, dill pickle & fries18
CHICKEN SANDWICH fried chicken breast, coleslaw, chipotle aioli, pickles, lettuce & fries18
CLUB SANDWICH turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, cheddar, avocado, roasted garlic aioli & fries17
GRILLED CHEESE DIPPERS served with a side of tomato soup14
SWEET TREATS
THE TRIFECTA 3 lil slices of: fruity pebbles, cocoa pebbles & krispy cake batter ice cream sandwiches (favor one flavor? 2 slices for $8)15
DESSERT BOARD bite size trifecta, cookie dough bites, gummy bears & m&m'ssmall 25large 40
S'MORES SKILLET graham cracker, chocolate & marshmallow, topped with a scoop of ice cream15
COOKIE SKILLET our eggless cookie dough baked and topped with vanilla ice cream and sprinkles15
COOKIE DOUGH BITE eggless cookie dough rolled in oreo crumbles & sprinkles2.50
DRINKS
COCKTAILS
PINK FLAMINGO tequila, pomegranate, lime, soda, jalapeño
THE UMBRELLA steigl grapefruit & vodka
BIG ASS LEMONADE 32oz of vodka & lemonade
ESPRESSO MARTINI
APEROL SPRITZ prosecco, aperol & soda
PARADISE SPRITZ prosecco, aperol, grapefruit & soda
MULE vodka, lime, orange bitters & ginger beer
DIRTY, LIKE YOUR MOM dirty vodka martini
BOOZE CRUISE vodka, prosecco, orange liqueur, cranberry & orange
PATIO POUNDER Patron, watermelon, pineapple, lime & jalapeño
TRAILER PARK QUEEN sparkling wine, st. germain, lemon twist
FEELIN' CUTE strawberry vodka, pama, sparkling lemonade & lemon
MEZ'D UP dos hombres mezcal, pineapple, aperol, lemon, jalapeño
DIXIE CUP bourbon, mint, orange, cherry, bitters & demerara sugar
BUTTER ME UP peanut butter whiskey, rum cream, cold brew
TRASHY TEA sweet tea & deep eddy lemon airplane bottle
CHICAGO HANDSHAKE if you don't know, you should probably just get it
BOOZE-FREE
SPICY NOT-A-RITA - N/A non-alcoholic seedlip garden 108, pineapple juice, lime juice, demerara syrup and jalapeño
HOT AND UN-BOTHERED - N/A non-alcoholic seedlip spice, jalapeño, cilantro, cucumber & lime
COS-NO - N/A non-alcoholic seedlip grove, oj, cranberry syrup & lime
HEINEKEN 0.0 - N/A
ATHLETIC HAZY IPA - N/A
ON DRAFT
HAPPY WHEAT
REVOLUTION - COLD TIME LAGER
SEATTLE HONEY CRISP CIDER
BELLS OBERON
MAPLEWOOD - SON OF JUICE
ALLAGASH WHITE
DOVETAIL VIENNA STYLE LAGER
GOOSE ISLAND 312
GOOSE ISLAND - NEON BEER HUG
HALF ACRE - PONY PILSNER
KONA BIG WAVE
SPACE CAMPER IPA
MILLER LITE
BUD LIGHT
GOOSE ISLAND - SUMMERTIME KOLSCH
WINE
available in a glass, carafe or bottle
SIMI CHARDONNAY
NAPA CELLARS CABERNET
LUNTA MALBEC
KIM CRAWFORD SAUVIGNON BLANC
PORTLANDIA PINOT GRIS
BELLE GLOS PINOT NOIR
YOU PRETTY ROSÉ
PROSECCO
BABICH SAUVIGNON BLANC
VEUVE CLICQUOT bottle only
CANS 'N BOTS
ODELL SIPPIN' PRETTY
CORONA LIGHT
MODELO
OLD STYLE
GUINNESS
STELLA
COORS LIGHT
MILLER HIGH LIFE
STIEGL RADLER
DAISY CUTTER
MICHELOB ULTRA
SMIRNOFF ICE
MAMITAS SELTZER
WHITE CLAW SELTZER
HIGH NOON SELTZER
NÜTRL SELTZER
HAPPY DAD Fruit Punch, Grape, or Hard Iced Tea
6-PACK BUCKETS
BUILD YOUR OWN BEER 6-PACK michelob ultra, modelo, corona light, coors light, and/or old style (*select beers $2 upcharge)
BUILD YOUR OWN SELTZER 6-PACK mamitas, white claw, high noon, nütrl, and/or happy dad fruit punch seltzer
FOR A GOOD TIME
RUBY RED BOMB Ruby Red Grapefruit & Stiegl Radler
SLAMMI A shot for a good time (cinnamon whiskey)
CHAMBONG because it's awesome
CLAWBONG don't ask, just do it
BRUNCH
available friday - sunday until 3:30pm
DRINKS
MIMOSA decent sparkles & good juice
PROSECCO a whole damn bottle with a side of OJ
BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS $35 per person 10:00a-1:30p (two hour limit)
BLOODY voted as one of chicago's best
MICHELADA our take on a classic, made with modelo
HANGOVER ICED COFFEE cold-brew coffee from the tap with vanilla vodka and rum cream
FOOD
*consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
BREAKFAST 'ZA* 14" tavern style 'za topped with cracked eggs, bacon, cheddar, & black pepper26
GETTIN' FIGGY WITH IT 14" tavern style 'za topped with goat cheese & fig jelly on our garlic & olive oil base24
BREAKFAST STYLE PETER* 14" tavern style 'za topped with cracked eggs, pepperoni, blackened chicken, bacon, red onions, cheddar & BBQ sauce30
EGG WHITE TACOS* egg whites, bacon, cheddar & pico. Served with tortilla chips, salsa and guac14
BREAKFAST BOWL* fried eggs, cheesy potatoes, avocado, & pico de gallo, served with bacon & mini quesadillas16
BREAKFAST SANDWICH* cheddar, over medium egg, canadian bacon, bacon strips, avocado, crispy onions, served with tots & ketchup15
CHICKEN & WAFFLES with honey butter and maple syrup18
AVOCADO TOAST* our house avocado smash, topped with goat cheese and a sunny-side up egg, served with arugula salad12
BREAKFAST BURRITO* potatoes, bacon, fried egg, cheddar & mozz, green chilis, pico de gallo, & sour cream, served with chips salsa & guac15
MONKEY BREAD with a sugar glaze11
*These items are cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your RISK of foodborne-illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions
MEAT 'ZA
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PEPPERONIpepperoni & marinara small15 tavern26 large27 party35
PETERpepperoni, blackened chicken, bacon, red onions, cheddar & BBQ sauce small17 tavern30 large31 party39
MIKEitalian sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, red onions, parmesan & spinach/ricotta sauce small17 tavern30 large31 party39
TONYprosciutto, spinach, caramelized onion, sun-dried tomatoes, balsamic, goat cheese & cream cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
TIMpepperoni, pepperoncini & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
RYANpulled pork, pineapple, jalapeños & BBQ sauce small16 tavern28 large29 party37
MATTcanadian bacon, pepperoni, italian sausage, mushrooms, green peppers, black olives, cheddar & ranch small17 tavern30 large31 party39
CHRISmeatball, giardiniera & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
CURTpepperoni, italian sausage, mushrooms & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
HAWAIIANcanadian bacon, pineapple & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
BENJAMINitalian sausage, green peppers, black olives & marinara small16 tavern28 large29 party37
NADENEcupped pepperoni, ricotta, basil, hot honey & marinara small17 tavern30 large31 party39
VEGGIE 'ZA
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CHEESEmozzarella, provolone, parmesan & marinara small14 tavern24 large25 party31
STREET CORNroasted corn, cotija cheese, cilantro, avocado crema, cream cheese, mini tajin bottle small16 tavern28 large29 party37
PESTOtomato, sun-dried tomatoes, parmesan & pesto small15 tavern26 large27 party35
GAURAVportabellas, sun-dried tomatoes, goat cheese & spinach/ricotta small16 tavern28 large29 party37
LINDAspinach, roasted red peppers, red onions, mushrooms, oregano, feta, parmesan, garlic & olive oil small16 tavern28 large29 party37
TORYtomato, artichoke hearts, roasted garlic, feta, fresh basil, garlic & olive oil small16 tavern28 large29 party37
LANCEartichoke hearts, kalamata olives, spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, feta, garlic & olive oil small16 tavern28 large29 party37
CHICKEN 'ZA
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GREGblackened chicken, pepperoni, jalapeños, sour cream, diced romas, green onions, cheddar & cream cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
CHICKEN RANCHroasted chicken, bacon, tomato, red onions, parsley, cheddar & ranch small17 tavern30 large31 party39
DIME PIECEblackened chicken, fresh jalapeños, chili flakes & cream cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
BUFFALO CHICKENbuffalo chicken, celery, carrots, gorgonzola, buffalo sauce, garlic & oil, with a side of ranch & blue cheese small17 tavern30 large31 party39
BUILD YOUR OWN
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sm = 10", tavern = 14" xtra thin crust & square cut, lg = 14", party = 18" - substitutions: we can make any small pizza crust gluten-free (& vegan) for $3
PICK YOUR SAUCE:pesto, marinara, spinach/ricotta, BBQ, cream cheese, ranch or garlic & olive oil small14 tavern24 large25 party31
PICK YOUR TOPPINGSadd any topping from the menu for an additional charge
BUILD YOUR OWN 'ZA
small14tavern24large25party31sm = 10", tavern = 14" xtra thin crust & square cut, lg = 14", party = 18" - substitutions: we can make any small pizza crust gluten-free (& vegan) for $3
PICK YOUR SAUCE:
pesto, marinara, spinach/ricotta, BBQ, cream cheese, ranch or garlic & olive oil
PICK YOUR TOPPINGS
add any topping from the menu for an additional charge